Chunky

Chunky

Checking her shoes.

Checking her shoes.

😍

😍

Working out.

Working out.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Ahahaha…. If you need me, I guess I’ll be in grocery store jail.

How are you actually supposed to shop with ore than one little kid if you can’t put him/her in the basket?!

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Ahahaha…. If you need me, I guess I’ll be in grocery store jail.

How are you actually supposed to shop with ore than one little kid if you can’t put him/her in the basket?!

"When I was a little girl"

Evangeline will often tell me that when she was a little girl she rode her bike.
She is 2 and she does not have a bike and never has.
My mom babysat on Saturday and told the kids a (relevant, cautionary) story about when she was little and her brother shook a fence she was sitting on and she fell.
Now Bee keeps talking about when she was a little girl and she stood on a swing and her brother pushed her and she fell and hurt her knee and needed a bandaid.
She also told my mom she used to have a pink bathtub duck but that papa threw it out because she was being crazy with it. The only thing remotely close to true in that one is that Daniel threw out a (not pink) rubber duck because it had mold in it. That was last year too! And sometimes I will take away their toys (temporarily) when they’re in the tub if they are being crazy (like throwing water out of the tub or dumping water on someone who doesn’t enjoy that).
Today we were in the car and she asked if I remembered when our car got smashed into by another car. This never happened. She kept talking about it.
She is so funny and earnest with her tall tales! She looks at me with the side eye as she tells me these things and does this crazy mischievous grin! This girl! Can’t wait til she starts her one day a week of preschool in the fall and tells the teacher all these spun stories 😬

First pair of heels. She said we could give away her embroidered slippers 😥

First pair of heels. She said we could give away her embroidered slippers 😥

Restless boy.

Restless boy.

21 weeks. 
Roly poly, roaring, smiling, giggling, two teeth, chewing, drooling; Felix!

21 weeks.
Roly poly, roaring, smiling, giggling, two teeth, chewing, drooling; Felix!

"My clogs are touching your clogs" #cloglife

"My clogs are touching your clogs" #cloglife

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